Trophy Table

A table full of empty cans, bottles and glasses of alcohol that accumulate from a long night of drinking.

“We had such a great night of drinking. We have a trophy table of 30 beer cans and bottles to prove it!”

by The Ginger Snap no. 2 June 2, 2018

heismanziel trophy

A once prestigious award, given to the nation's best football player now reserved for the most acne-covered, homosexual athlete in college football.

Johnny football finished with Drake and rose to accept the award but soon realized his mere acceptance of the heismanziel trophy made it worthless.

by Wenonahthing November 27, 2013

Trophy Dyke

Term used for a young girl/woman whose coming-out is near-instantly accompanied with her promotion to best friend status with every random "progressive" female friend/acquaintance who "always wanted a gay bestie". The Trophy Dyke's new-found legion of "best friends" religiously emphasize on her sexual orientation during any conversation with her or in her presence, apart from showering her with unsolicited (and often inappropriate) attention.

"Stop parading me around town like I'm your Trophy Dyke"

by AbstractiGirl January 14, 2015

Spurs Trophies

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by big fat tubby December 29, 2022

Trophy fingers

The glorious musk and possibly residue one accumulates after finger-blasting a fertile woman

The office smells a little funny this morning, is someone sporting trophy fingers?

by fingerblaster10 December 21, 2010

trophy mama

A sexy hot woman who also happens to be a mother.

Me and my trophy mama went dancing last night .

by White Bear Movemnet May 14, 2016

Trophy Grandma

A grandma that looks like they could be your mom.

Cashier: "Going shopping with your mom today?"
Kid: "Nah, I just got a trophy grandma."

by Stupid Freshman Club September 16, 2018