heismanziel trophy

A once prestigious award, given to the nation's best football player now reserved for the most acne-covered, homosexual athlete in college football.

Johnny football finished with Drake and rose to accept the award but soon realized his mere acceptance of the heismanziel trophy made it worthless.

by Wenonahthing November 27, 2013

Trophy fingers

The glorious musk and possibly residue one accumulates after finger-blasting a fertile woman

The office smells a little funny this morning, is someone sporting trophy fingers?

by fingerblaster10 December 21, 2010

Trophy Grandma

A grandma that looks like they could be your mom.

Cashier: "Going shopping with your mom today?"
Kid: "Nah, I just got a trophy grandma."

by Stupid Freshman Club September 16, 2018

Trophy Beard

A young, attractive wife regarded as a status symbol for an older homosexual man, or man with suspiciously extreme feminine mannerisms. Typically paraded among wealthy social circles and adorned with lots of bling to keep the attention on her.

That really really rich old fart sure has a beautiful trophy beard. She doesn't care about his shriveled dick because he's too busy waving it around in other dude's faces.

by PeachTycoon June 22, 2016

Cock Trophy

an unplanned child, usually when the female forgets to take her birth control on purpose to trap a guy she is sleeping with.

Hey Heather did you see Sarah and her new cock trophy?

by North Bay Guy November 10, 2009

Bronze Trophy

A triple entendre referring to a woman that is extremely fake-tanned to the point of being orange (bronze), is good-looking enough where a douche-bag might be proud to be dating or married to her (trophy), but will ultimately come in third place or lower in any reasonable contest of beauty or worth (bronze trophy).

"Whoa, look at that dude's hot.... orange...."
"Leathery?"
"Yeah... kinda' leathery.... girlfriend. At least she works out a lot."
"Yeah, bro. She's a real bronze trophy."

by dudeface ncnobody August 2, 2014

Life Trophy

Life trophies are usually brought up in conversation to illustrate how awesome a person thinks they are.

You can also use this sarcastically to dilute the one upmanship from people.

Eddie: What do you do this weekend?

Andy: I had sex with a blonde, brunette and redhead in one day.

Eddie: nice life trophy.

by runtyrun December 13, 2010