he surely shook with fright, then checked off his equipment and made sure his pack was tight. poor guy had to listen to the awful engines roar. then his sergeant looked up and cried, "is everybody happy?" rookie trooper feebly answered yes, and then they stood him up. he jumped into the icy blast, then his static line unhooked; he aint gonna jump no more
sergeant: "rookie trooper is about to jump"
experienced trooper: "gory, gory what a hell of a way to die"
sergeant: "there was blood upon the risers"
experienced trooper: "ummm no cap his static line unhooked"
experienced trooper: "gory, gory what a hell of a way to die"
sergeant: "there was blood upon the risers"
experienced trooper: "ummm no cap his static line unhooked"
by i am dream u r gumball December 26, 2023
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by Sandy Eggo Nut April 27, 2023
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"do you ever find it weird how Kiara rants about men constantly, and then only dates trans women?"
"yeah, she does it cause she's a Dom Trooper."
"yeah, she does it cause she's a Dom Trooper."
by borcorosso December 13, 2022
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Dude 1: Wow, he seems to be able follow and achieve all of his goals!
Dude 2: Wow! He’s a true trooper! I wish we were like that!
Dude 1: Wow, he seems to be able follow and achieve all of his goals!
Dude 2: Wow! He’s a true trooper! I wish we were like that!
by Pinky pie85 July 8, 2019
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I was in an aim class, and this guy next to me had total storm-trooper aim, he failed ever single shot!
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