DIRT TRIM

A(Dirt Trim)is an inefficient preparatory measure of ridding the male's penis of accumulated filth without soap and water using the fingers to roll the smegma and other fetid materials such as dead skin - dead ejaculate - old pubic hair and anything else that finds itself on or around the penis normally exposed as the foreskin is retracted whereupon the use of trimming scissor's may be used to delicately cut loose the bums mess around the rim of the penis helmet or cap prior to having sex with the unsuspecting victim after the (Dirt Trim) is completed.

Posing as a sophisticated clean style elite the unwashed dirty bum pulled his bacon skin back to discretely clip away the abundance of overly extended dirt cake hanging like fudge on his unwashed woodie with his newly found scissor's and in doing so has maintained his familiar body stench by using the waterless technique for sub human cleansing known as a (Dirt Trim).

by Muncherflesh Chalkwhite March 17, 2009

The Trident, Spear of Brosiden

Duct-taping 3 Bro's Penises together and having all three charge at one orifice while singing "Under the Sea" from the popular Disney film The Little Mermaid because "Everythings better down where it's wetter."

Joey: We gave that Bitch The Trident, Spear of Brosiden. Bitches Love the Trident, Spear of Brosiden.

Devon: Everything's Better Down Where It's Wetter!

by SpankinNipples November 4, 2011

proxy trim

Sexual contacts recieved by hanging around a group that has a lot of women.

Paul started hangin' out with that theatre crew cuz there were tons of women and nothing but gay men...tryin to get that proxy trim.

by snopes08 September 2, 2008

Devil's Trident

A three-way involving three men of the hetero or homosexual nature.

Joey invited Trevor to join in a threesome. Little did Trevor know that it was a Devil's Trident. Awkward!

by Peter Ironhard June 28, 2014

Bro tried sneaking in Nebraska

This guy tried sneaking in Nebraska

Guy:the best states are California,New York, and Nebraska

Other guy: bro tried sneaking in Nebraska

by Aye926 October 12, 2021

Trident Cock

A tri-tipped, spear-headed cock, measuring 4 feet in length. Typically not used for intercourse but more for battle and hunting.

Also can be used to slay raccoons, ie: Theresa.

Did you hear,johnny took out a whole raccoon family with one swoosh of his trident cock?

Did you see that trident cock brawl after school in the parking lot?

That bitch got beat down by that guy's trident cock!

Where did he get his trident cock from?

by Daroastery February 28, 2009

Dead Trim

A really bad haircut.
Also referring to caolan o'brien's hair

Caolan has some dead trim

by KieranQuinn June 6, 2017