wrong tree

Abbreviated version of "barking up the wrong tree" which means mistakenly looking for something in a place where it will not be found. Often used to decline a general invitation before it can be specifically directed towards you.

Person A: "I heard the cops were searching your brother's house for evidence."
Person B: "Yeah, wrong tree there."

(Person A approaches two of her roommates)
Person A: "Oh, I'm so glad I ran into you guys! I really need some help cleaning the apartment."
Person B: "Wrong tree."

by Toxic Shock! October 18, 2006

Cum tree

An ornamental pear tree that necro beast performs ceremony under.

Damn that cum tree stinks

by Uncle_milksteak July 8, 2020

Tree Climbing

When a woman under 5'2" has a sexual preference for male partners over 6'6" tall.

Damn, look at that Sue. She is so tiny and her new boyfriend is gigantic! I knew she was a gymnast, but I had no idea that she was into tree climbing!

by re:vamp February 1, 2013

vitamin tree

When you use marijuana when legitimately ill, sick, or even hungover.

I felt like I was dying then Kelhi came by & hooked me up with some vitamin tree, now I feel great, and hungry again! :D

by BILLS/BRICKbaby August 25, 2013

trevor tree

a curly haired kid who says fag too much.

Person 1: That boy said "don't worry shitlips you're a fag anyway"
Person 2: It was just a trevor tree.

by Flickfag June 23, 2017

save a tree

equals eating a beaver,

this results out of the t-shirt slogan:
Save a Tree
Eat a Beaver

It basically means licking a pussy

She has a nice beaver i would like to eat it.

Hey Cutie, wanna let me save a tree for ya?

How about us saving a tree tonight?

by APhilThoN June 2, 2009

Tree Jumper

(noun) Prison slang used to describe a child molester.

My new cell mate is a tree jumper - needless to say, this is not going to work out.

by Jonny Byanik March 4, 2013