juanz trail 

The aftermath or secretion a stripper may leave upon a patron's pants or shorts after providing a lap dance in the club.

A guest or patron in a strip club may leave the club only to later find out that the exotic dancer may have leaked or provided a trail of stripper juice upon the patron's pants or shorts thus leading to ridicule by all the patron's friends: "ha ha, you have the Juanz Trail on your pants" or "Dude, you have been givin the Juanz Trail". This kind of trail is more common in the southeast, texas, southwestern states and Mexico.

juanz trail by grgmoney October 5, 2013

Doggie trail 

When the girl your doing doggie with cums and leaves a cum stain on your dick

Yesterday Stacy left a doggie trail on my dick

Doggie trail by Fab feminist 123 April 3, 2017

Donner trail 

When wasted, the route one must take to find the nearest kebab shop

Where’s Mike?

He’s gone off on the Donner trail

Donner trail by RussRusss November 25, 2019

Hiking the Appalachian Trail 

Sneak away to meet your mistress. ("Hiking the Appalachian Trail" is the first explanation of where South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford was when he disappeared.)

"Has anyone seen Jawann? I've been calling and texting him for three days and he's not answering."

"Uh, he's hiking the Appalachian Trail."

"Oh. Got it."

Hiking the Appalachian Trail by Frankie Fiveangels June 26, 2009

rabbit trail 

veering off subject or off the point of the conversation

A story or explanation leading no where.

making statements with no real purpose just for the sake of stating it.

Dude I just wanted you to explain to me how to get to Wendy's, you're going on a rabbit trail here, get to the point!

rabbit trail by samsrei January 7, 2011

jism trail 

1. After blowing one's load upon a girl, the resulting spray pattern is known as the jism trail. Coined after the Old West cattle trail, the Chisholm trail.

2. Peter Tracks

1. Man, after I blew my load on Amber, you shoulda seen the jism trail I left!

jism trail by TexAMAggie05 October 5, 2006

hopping down the bunny trail 

To be so heavily under the influence of a psychedelic or dissociative substance that you are unable to distinguish normal reality from the magical reality that has taken hold of your mind. Seeing pixelated kaleidoscopic patterns in the carpet, being afraid to open the freezer because you're afraid that the fishsticks will attack you, and the ability to talk to squirrels are some sure signs that you're hopping down the bunny trail.

That PCP I had last week really had me hopping down the bunny trail.

hopping down the bunny trail by sim sim salabim September 28, 2005