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hangxiety tourettes

When the hangxiety is so bad that your body has uncontrolled physical reactions to the cringe and embarrassment that you feel while being haunted by all the stupid shit your drunk alter ego did. Most commonly appears as a quick head shake + flinch combo — your body is trying to shake that atrocious thought right out of your head.
“Dude why are you twitching so much”

“Ah it’s the hangxiety tourettes
by Shrek5ever April 1, 2023
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Asshole Tourette’s

The result off over eating too much greasy food. You end up shitting your brains out in an uncontrolled manor.
I had KFC for lunch and Mexican for dinner and a long night of Asshole Tourette’s. As a side note, I lost 10 lbs.
by Dirk Diggler Stunt Double December 28, 2022
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apple tourettes

The stream of expletives caused when trying to do what should be a simple task on itunes
It has taken so long to try to add music using itunes that i developed a bad case of apple tourettes
by Rachox August 8, 2015
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Fangirl Tourette's

When a fangirl meets an actor/actress from a show where she is extremely active in the fandom and cannot control embarrassing and involuntary enthusiastic interjections like "I love you so much!" or "You're a god/goddess!" from popping into the conversation when meeting aforesaid actor. Inevitably uncomfortable for both the actor and the fan.
At Comic Con
Fandom chick 1: Where's Maggie?
Fandom chick 2: I think she's still in the bathroom crying.
Fandom chick 1: Aww poor thing...but it made David Duchovny really uncomfortable when she kept declaring her love and sobbing in front of him.
Fandom chick 2: I do feel bad for her. But she's starting to get a reputation. If she can't get control of that Fangirl Tourette's she's gonna get banned from future conventions.
by BeekillerPhile September 15, 2013
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alt tourettes

randomly yelling out loud the alternative ways of sex
hey lets get a beer
BLOWJOB
are you having alt tourettes again
by Disturbed123 December 4, 2010
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Snow Tourettes

The action of keep looking out of the window when expecting snow, or when someone says its snowing. Becomes an automatic reaction after a while, hence Snow Tourettes.
Hey, why do you keep looking out of the window. Have you got Snow Tourettes?
by miggimoo December 2, 2010
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Anal Tourette’s

An affliction that makes a person blurt out farts involuntarily. Usually brought on by poor dietary choices the night before that may include the Killer B’s: Burritos, Beer, and Bourbon. Only 5% of this type of Tourette’s may include spatter/leakage, but that percentage has been known to fluctuate. Unlike true Tourette’s, anal Tourette’s is a temporary syndrome that can be easily remedied.
J: How are you feeling today?
S: I’ve been better. I haven’t left the bathroom much today as I’m suffering from Anal Tourette’s.
by Mr Hugh Jade August 30, 2019
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