Internet Tourettes

A person with Internet Tourettes is characterized by an uncontrollable urge to blurt out random messages in the form of a comment, an image, a gif, or a video.
Whether or not these messages are appropriate in any sort of context is up to said person.

Generally, this term can be applied to a wide array of people, but in most cases, it can be boiled down to two distinct types:
1. A shitposter who replies in an exaggerated way to a post for the sake of comedy.
2. A crazy person who immediately derails an otherwise normal conversation with utter nonsense for no (obvious) reason.
1. "We can't ever have a normal group chat, because every time Tom posts anything serious, George comes in with his Internet Tourettes and spams shitposts that have no relation to the conversation."

2. "Whenever I post a cute cat picture on Facebook, my friend with Internet Tourettes just HAS to chime in with conspiracy theories about the moon landing."
by Tip Tip The Bird October 29, 2023
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Tourettes Guy

A guy named Danny who is known for drinking beer, cussing, being angry, and having tourettes syndrome. You can find him on YouTube.
Tourettes Guy: (affixing an outlet cover on to a wall) Aww yeah, the Macho Man's gonna eat your ass!!!

Tourettes Guy is so fucking hilarious!
by Vampira Andres July 12, 2023
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alt tourettes

randomly yelling out loud the alternative ways of sex
hey lets get a beer
BLOWJOB
are you having alt tourettes again
by Disturbed123 December 04, 2010
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Asshole Tourette’s

The result off over eating too much greasy food. You end up shitting your brains out in an uncontrolled manor.
I had KFC for lunch and Mexican for dinner and a long night of Asshole Tourette’s. As a side note, I lost 10 lbs.
by Dirk Diggler Stunt Double December 28, 2022
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tourette's hand

A disorder which causes sudden and uncontrollable hand tics and movements
by Urban dictionary theater July 25, 2014
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hunger tourettes

When you become agitated and frustrated to the point of swearing and pouting due to hunger.
Sarah burst out into a slew of profanities because the sun was too bright. She claimed she suffered from hunger tourettes
by hellsiren December 11, 2014
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Fangirl Tourette's

When a fangirl meets an actor/actress from a show where she is extremely active in the fandom and cannot control embarrassing and involuntary enthusiastic interjections like "I love you so much!" or "You're a god/goddess!" from popping into the conversation when meeting aforesaid actor. Inevitably uncomfortable for both the actor and the fan.
At Comic Con
Fandom chick 1: Where's Maggie?
Fandom chick 2: I think she's still in the bathroom crying.
Fandom chick 1: Aww poor thing...but it made David Duchovny really uncomfortable when she kept declaring her love and sobbing in front of him.
Fandom chick 2: I do feel bad for her. But she's starting to get a reputation. If she can't get control of that Fangirl Tourette's she's gonna get banned from future conventions.
by BeekillerPhile September 16, 2013
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