Masonic Temple

A social club for monotheistic men that gives much to valuable charitable social causes.

The secrecy in modern Masonry is really irrelevant. It is simply a leftover from Masonry's past. The Masons get their name from the fact that they were LITERAL stone & mortar masons who built temples to the Supreme God. Later, they became guardians of these temples. Contrary to many religious groups and their teachers, the Masonic Temple views Mazda, Yahweh, Jesus and Allah as just being different names for the SAME PERSON. Zoroastrianism, Judaism, Christianity and Islam are seen more as different DENOMINATIONS of the same true religion, rather than as separate religions. Although some Masons have been led astray throughout history, True Masons want to protect all of these monotheistic religions from harm, which sometimes comes from their sibling religious groups! Yes, some got involved in the Crusades, but, most have set out to keep the peace among all monotheists, and among all people in general.

by The Master Mason August 11, 2006

Topless Beer

The Topless Beer is a method of drinking beer cans that involves removing the entire top with a standard can opener. The purpose of the Topless Beer is to improve taste and to assist rapid consumption. Popularized by students at the University of Notre Dame.

Guy 1: "Yo, Ian... hook me up with a topless beer. We're gonna get everyone together to chug."

Guy 2: "Get the can opener. Topless beers are the best!"

by Boozemonkey March 30, 2009

Tomped

to be in a deep state of drunkenness where judgement is lacking, one's ability to converse logically is no more, and thinking is non-existent.

Sloppy behavior ensues, and picking up girls just becomes hilarious and embarrassing.

Yo, Ronnie came home so tomped last night. While he cooked sausages and spaghetti in the microwave, he told me 18 times how he is going to open his own bar, how he is too good for these sloots, and then proceeded to pass out after telling racist jokes.

-"Hey, hey, hey so this guy who has never talked to me in the past year, and unfriended me on facebook months ago, comes up to me to shake my hand, and i'm like who are you. I don't know you, we are not cool. I almost fought him, bro. Who does he think he is?" -"Go to bed. You're tomped."

by hockey19 October 6, 2012

Temple Tantrum

When a person throws a fit (a.k.a. tantrum) inside of a place of worship

Church Goer 1: "Man, did you see that little girl today in church?"

Church Goer 2: "Ya, that was SUCH a temple tantrum"

Church Goer 1: "Her loud, disruptive temple tantrum is making me want to switch religions!"

by Bergasado December 9, 2012

playing temple run

Code word for masturbation.

Jackie: So I heard James was playing temple run to the thought of Finny's nipples.

Me: That's perverted.

by TheDevilsKitten February 20, 2014

Timple

a pimple on a person's tongue

There is a bump on my tongue, I think it's a timple.

by ayjeezy465 December 20, 2009

templeogue

templeogue is a middle-class area in the leafy suburbs of south dublin it boasts excellent schools including templeogue college,st.mac daras, terenure college ,ashfield college and our ladys the only one problem with this leafy suburb is its close proximaty to greenhills and tallaght there is also the legendary templeogue village with silvio`s and the best tennis club ever templeogue tennis club and of course st.judes all-ireland club of the year 2003,templeogue utd,faughs and st.marys rugby club!!!

templeogue is a middle class area in a leafy suburb of south dublin

by templeogue college legendary January 17, 2008