tobyjug fact

A fact which is in reality a steaming pile of bollocks.

A classic tobyjug fact: the one situation all lifeboatmen fear is when they have to go to a boat/ship/yacht with a "boat happy" person having hysterics on board...If someone ends up getting killed because they were endangering others lives in an emergency situation by having hysterics it would never see the light of day in a court

by snotter23 February 20, 2014

tobbe

a cock sucking motherfucker

suck my tobbe because im gay

by leroy bajskorv December 12, 2016

toby keef

The act of placing tobacco in a bowl piece and sprinkling a large amount of keef on top.
Created by the infamous Toby Keith on the Toby Keef tour in 2007.

Jason: "Hey man be careful! Keef and tobacco are a deadly mixture."
Garrett: "Shut up bitch I'm taking a Toby Keef!"
Jason: "Damn, Toby Keith would be proud."

by G_Lavish May 27, 2017

toby girl

AN AMZING FRIEND BOMB.COM

name autocorrects to tony a lot v stubborn but an over all cool cat ilyyyyy

Toby girl: hi
Spam: hey I like ur face
Gracie: go count a goat spamul

by Nonyabeeswaxxxxxxx July 14, 2017

Toby Beck

A True Fucking Lad

Holy Shit, That Guy Is Such A Toby Beck

by TopBanter07 September 18, 2017

toby keller

Loves to gobble dick and has a nasty butthole

Man I love Toby Kellering

by Yeet1376 January 29, 2018

Toby Aldridge

it originated from josh. it is a cool name and has a 100% to spawn little fucks named josh

it originated from josh. it is a cool name and has a 100% to spawn little fucks named josh
"josh and (toby) are similar names"
toby is cool
josh is a btec toby
definition-toby is a word to describe non gays
ly tobz
it originated from josh. it is a cool name and has a 100% to spawn little fucks named josh
that guy over there, he must be a toby aldridge coz hes sooo not gay lmao

by toby aldridge June 6, 2019