sneezing walrus

When you jizz in someone's mouth shut it punch them in the stomach and it comes out of their nose

My girl was saying I was boring so I pulled a sneezing walrus on her ass

by punisher64 January 27, 2015

Christian Walrus

An archaic 18th century sex position involving two pencils, a helmet, a fat woman, and celery.

Person one - Yooo man did you and Cheryl do the Christian walrus last night?

Person two - Nah man we didn't have any celery...

by Czechmatedude September 13, 2011

Drunk Walrus

A walrus that broke into a wine cellar, and drank everything. Caution, they are very dangerous. Charjabugs are better.

There's a drunk walrus. Go near him. (cruel joke)

by CharjabugGD March 8, 2017

Boney Walrus

When two guys take their dicks and shove it in each nostril then the women makes a walrus noise.

I was in a threesome last night and we did the Boney walrus

by Nebdood October 21, 2023

Walrus Powder

The only means by which Walrus Armor may be penetrated and the Walrus rendered defeated. See Walrus.

A Walrus is no match for the mighty Walrus Powder!

by neveragainfool October 27, 2014

Shit Walrus

When one (typically male gender) chews on another humans shit with their upper row of teeth.

Holy shit brad, i’ve been dying to do a Shit Walrus with you.

by Ravi_Shankar June 30, 2022

Walrus (animal)

A graceful and majestic animal that flops around the ocean, kings of the land and sea. They'll crush you, so be sure not to mess with them, you wont know what to do. Best animal of them all. WARLPIRI

Friend: I just swam 100km across the ocean.
Me: Wow you are such a walrus (animal)

by Xxnthx October 5, 2017