rocks with mouths

From The Jon Stewart Show, a description of particularly stupid people.

Not to be confused with "Potatoes with mouths."

Even better than "Potatoes with mouths" because potatoes can act as a conductor of electricity -- rocks just sit there.

Those people are so stupid, they are like rocks with mouths.

by D9 GM September 2, 2010

mouth relief

The act of sucking a male's genitalia, usually to achieve an orgasm.

Yo trick hoe, why don't you give me some mouth relief?

by The Knowledge Wizard February 13, 2008

garbage mouth

Means the same as potty mouth, toliet tongue, sewer mouth, etc. That is to say, some assclown who cusses at inappropriate times.

Rhino clit? That's disgusting! That's horrible! You kiss your mother with that mouth, you...you eat with that mouth? Garbage mouth!!!

by Telephony October 9, 2016

Mouth Paper

A napkin

I'll grab the straws and some hot sauce. These tacos are gonna be messy, so can you grab a bunch of mouth paper?

by Trova2 August 31, 2017

Clean Mouth

Someone who refrains from swearing or cussing

Joe is a Clean Mouth. Be like Joe

by sheikhaladdin February 25, 2017

pigeon mouth

This is a more severe case of dry mouth. It feels like a pigeon has flown into your mouth and deposited a few feathers, giving you that extreme dry and coarse feeling.

Causes: Smoking too much weed

That blunt I just penged gave me pigeon mouth!

by moreweed January 14, 2011

cave mouth

Effectively what should be 'french kissing', only one partner declines to use any tongue. Leaving the other to find theirs inside an empty void.

The girl was damn hot but when we kissed she totally gave me 'cave mouth'.

by TheWrestle December 11, 2011