Uncle Tito

A large Hawaiian/Canadian, generally one who doesn't succeed in anything (besides, of course, eating).

Jassiem: "Look at Max over there, he's stuffing himself with pudding"
Nick: "Yeah he's such an Uncle Tito"

by DopemasterFreshMonkey May 29, 2010

Tito

To beat the crap out of an old man 4 times in a row.

He was just feeding the ducks why did you "Tito" that old man!

by Dankman October 14, 2006

Titsmagee

An insult use in the common English vernacular.

Man, fuck you titsmagee!

by WORDDDDDDDDDDDDJM May 14, 2011

Ticoma

Tired-and-in-coma: When you are super tired and can't stand up, let alone sit up, or speak two words.
Pronounced: Ty-coma

Oh dear, he's fallen into a Ticoma, best leave him for a while.

by Richie77 June 1, 2011

tito

The most beautiful girl who is not always appreciated. Very loving and caring. Always the finest among her friends and the most loyal person you will ever meet. Very pretty and outspoken. Everyone is always envious of her because she has one of the most amazing bodies. If you meet her never let her go because you will never find anyone like her. Only the luckiest of men get to date her.

I wish I was tito she's so pretty it's not fair

by nameeeeegenerator May 24, 2018

tihomir

big pp

big pp-tihomir

by biiiiig pp November 11, 2020

shut up, tito

Incorrect useage of the popular phrase (shut up tito), defines the feeling you have toward someone when they say something that, to you, sounds dumb, but in fact is so deep that it makes consious people eat their shorts
Correct useage: shut up tito

I don't get it. I'm also new here. shut up, tito.

by tito December 30, 2004