wet tissue

worse than a wet blanket...no substance

dat girl be worse den a wet blanket, she be a wet tissue. damn no substance

by superhyphyhyphyhyphy May 5, 2010

Emotional Tissue Box

An Emotional Tissue Box is someone you can come to, to talk about your feelings and emotions. They are there for you, and they are like a tissue box because they quell your tears.

To show how someone is such a good tissue box, call them by a really nice tissue box brand name, like Puffs Plus.

Jonny Waffle: Avery, you dah best.

Avery: I'm here for you man.

Jonny Waffle: You're like Puffs Plus, you Emotional Tissue Box.

Avery: <3

by Jonny Waffle July 14, 2011

Tissye

Tissye is a pretty pretty mean and bad bitch, who is fabulous, rich, hot af, lavish and pretty.

Tissye is the standard of fashion and dissipated

by smorae November 22, 2021

Tissue True

When something is an unfortunate realization, thus making the person need a tissue.

When it finally dawned upon Jenna that her friends with benefits relationship with Jason wasn't going anywhere, she realized the whole situation was tissue true.

by Pawpeysid December 9, 2009

Tissue-netting

The art of finding and hooking up with damaged girls, tissue princesses, girls with self-esteem issues, etc., because they're easy.

Joe: Man! How does Tommy keep hooking up with all these girls?
Andy: He's just tissue-netting; it's like taking candy from a baby. damaged girls are easy!

by artofthepickup May 4, 2011

Tipsy Pilgrim

The best drink ever. Made my Kelly, it combines lots of ingredients alone are just ordinary and together are extraordinary.

May you please pass me that delicate martini glass filled to the brim with warming tipsy pilgrim?

by PlutoR December 17, 2011

Titsy Ditzy

A female with an amazing rack and a less than deeply philosophical mentality.

Dude, our waitress Cindy is so boobalicious. Yeah, she forgot our drinks like 3 times tho, too bad she is all Titsy Ditzy.

by duitbrains July 6, 2012