giraffe nuts

When one I see higher than high. Higher than giraffe tits. Higher than lil pum.

I just smoked 5 bowls of kush and now I'm high as giraffe nuts.

by Anal_peef January 16, 2018

michael the giraffe

the coolest giraffe of all giraffes. Usually fun, playful, and very smart.He stands out as the coolest giraffe

OMG look it's Michael The Giraffe.
Isn't he so cool

by Cool4Dayz December 23, 2018

giraffe fishing

asking for pics of necks instead of nudes

wow look at all these neck pictures! I'm the giraffe fishing god! Fuck cat fishing

by giraffegod April 11, 2015

Russian Giraffe

A very tall Russian girl, who is extremely nationalistic, although raised in a different country, and is very stubborn. Strong supporter of communism and Stalin, and is known by everyone for her love of Russia. Also used as a derogatory term for extremely pretty Russian girls.

Oh my God, that girl is such a Russian giraffe... geez I can't stand her.
Look, it's a Russian giraffe.

by lizzelovessss November 17, 2009

Galloping Giraffe

A sex position in which one person stands up, one lays down on their back, legs in the air. and the top thrust while running

My boyfriend performed a Galloping Giraffe on me all night long through the streets of Richlands!

by Jay-Ermy March 25, 2009

giraffes baws

A piece of information that someone doesn't understand. Usually too technical or outwith the persons field of knowledge.

"I've no idea what you guys are talking about... that's total giraffes baws. It went right over my head"

by Bryan McPhail September 9, 2005

Giraffe Toe

adj. Giraffe Toe. When you are so fat and your pants are so tight, you have surpassed Camel Toe and moved up the ladder to Giraffe Toe!

ex. Alysha is so rocking a major Giraffe Toe in those jeans, and she is too much in denial to realize that she needs larger clothes.

by amm May 16, 2008