Thirsty bonzai

When you cut you cut the girls pubic hairs like a bonzai and water it with jizz

My girlfriend was a thirsty bonzai.

by Chris D.L. June 30, 2007

thirsty river

a woman or man who drinks so much cum, that she/he dies of stomach poisening.

At jessica alba's house, my friend was such a thirsty river that she never woke up after she passed out from drinking too much JD.

by chucka nubba June 25, 2007

Jonathon Thirsty

Slang for needing a beer to drink. Named after star Australian Rugby League player Jonathon Thurston, who notoriously yells "I'm Jonathon Thirsty" after games to let his team mates know to get him a beer.

Geez i'm Jonathon Thirsty...get me a beer

by Matt Wilmot July 18, 2007

butt thirsty

when somebody wants anal sex from more then one male at a time

Sean: I wanted to do her but she is to damn butt thirsty.
Randy: what is Butt thirsty?
Sean: When a girl wants more then one male for anal sex at a time.
Randy: Eww thats gross

by ReaL H3cKz July 7, 2014

Ghetto thirsty

When your ghetto cooler is empty, and can’t afford to refill it, even tho your thirsty and have to rob a gas station

I’m so ghetto thirsty, I’m gonna punch a bitch in the face and then rob a g-station

by Hmf January 13, 2018

Thirsty Milkman

A singular gentleman of any age who likes to taste his own semen, post ejaculatiion and from various glassware.

After watching an episode of ‘Orange is the New Black’, Sassy Phillip proceeded to knock one off the cuff into his favourite tumbler and down his neck. He is such a thirsty milkman.

by On the Buses February 2, 2018

Thirsty Mouth

When you get thirsty and drink so much water that your stomach is going to explode but your mouth still is dry and needs more water.

"MOOOOOOM I HAVE THIRSTY MOUTH HELPPPPPPPP"

by Nunna YourBiz December 3, 2016