Thirsty bonzai

When you cut you cut the girls pubic hairs like a bonzai and water it with jizz

My girlfriend was a thirsty bonzai.

by Chris D.L. June 30, 2007

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thirsty river

a woman or man who drinks so much cum, that she/he dies of stomach poisening.

At jessica alba's house, my friend was such a thirsty river that she never woke up after she passed out from drinking too much JD.

by chucka nubba June 25, 2007

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Slang for needing a beer to drink. Named after star Australian Rugby League player Jonathon Thurston, who notoriously yells "I'm Jonathon Thirsty" after games to let his team mates know to get him a beer.

Geez i'm Jonathon Thirsty...get me a beer

by Matt Wilmot July 18, 2007

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the thirsty seven

noun, seven sluts sitting on a garbage can thirsty for your seman

holy shit! the thirsty seven!?

by rebel666 November 27, 2011

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thirsty plane

A euphemism for "penis", specifically used as sexual inuendo.

Person 1: "Dude, do you see that guy over there? I'd schlorp his thirsty plane."
Person 2: "For real, he's irresistible."

by SexyBeefStroganoff March 15, 2022

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butt thirsty

when somebody wants anal sex from more then one male at a time

Sean: I wanted to do her but she is to damn butt thirsty.
Randy: what is Butt thirsty?
Sean: When a girl wants more then one male for anal sex at a time.
Randy: Eww thats gross

by ReaL H3cKz July 7, 2014

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