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Vagina Therapy 

The process by which a man mends a broken heart (i.e. bangs every woman possible to forget his ex and his grief).
Mike: Dude, I'm so depressed. My girlfriend dumped me.
Trent: No problem, man. We're going to Vegas and we're going to get you some serious Vagina Therapy. You'll be right as rain in no time!

gender exploratory therapy 

Yet another incarnation of conversion therapy. It is meant to slow down your transition and to convince you that you are actually not trans. Their "clients" (actually victims) are children and teenagers of TERFy parents that often consent to "therapy" only because they would otherwise be taken away to wilderness or locked down somewhere far from civilization.

Not only they fail to provide any evidence supporting their approach, they also get gender-affirming care but also their organization, Gender Exploratory Therapy Association, use a language that gives away their anti-trans intentions.
All practitioners of gender exploratory therapy should go to jail for their actions. They only care about money and nothing else.

retail therapy 

Intensive shopping for nothing in particular than can lead to large credit card bills and inevitably immense debt or loss of property.
My girlfriend went for some retail therapy the other day because her best mate called her fat and now we have a £3000 credit card bill and can't pay our mortgage.
retail therapy by Jamie Churchard January 9, 2006

Free Therapy

Relates to an Ass Kickin that is administered (usually in an abandoned house)that gives you a new perspective on life.
Free Therapy
Inquire Within
Boy that Free Therapy is great,it's really got me thinkin right!
Free Therapy by The Wiznit April 25, 2006

Nerd Therapy 

Therapy for self-inducing nerd-like behaviour.
An example of Nerd Therapy is playing World Of War Craft...

TF: I'm in Nerd Therapy

SE: WTF!?

TF: World of WarCraft is my Nerd Therapy

SE: OHH..
Nerd Therapy by Insanity11 March 11, 2009

Bioacoustic Therapy 

is a technique in alternative medicine that involves the analysis of sound waves produced during vocalization combined with presentation of low frequency analog sound to promote healing. The word "acoustic" is derived from the ancient Greek word ακουστός, meaning able to be heard (Woodhouse, 1910, 392). The science of acoustics studies the production, control, transmission, reception, and effects of sound wave vibrations. Bioacoustics investigates both biology and acoustics, specifically as these relate to animals, including humans, with emphasis on evolution. As a science, bioacoustics is concerned with the production of sound and its effects on living systems. In animals, the most effective type of communication for most species is sound.
Sound Healing with Bioacoustic Therapy is going beyond words for sound health-Sharry Edwards
Bioacoustic Therapy by Tomatis February 16, 2010