Anti-theft Bike

An Anti-theft bike system that shoves a metal pin into the thief's asshole. Now as sales have skyrocketed, many users have mentioned that they made the purchase for their own naked bike rides to quote "Ride it raw."

Harry: Get back here!! Look, Jimmy! He's stealing your bike!
Jimmy: Thats alright! ill just activate the Anti-theft bike system!
Thief: AaGGHHh!

by man of many mans December 14, 2023

Theft

A crime that means taking somone's property without asking, can be sneaky (steal), or loud (rob).

Theft might be small but that's a serious crime.

by Hectare Acres July 14, 2023

Theft

A crime that means taking somone's property without asking, can be sneaky (steal), or loud (rob).

Theft might be small but that's a serious crime.

by Hectare Acres July 14, 2023

grand theft code

Stealing someone's code

imma just grand theft code this piece, nobody will notice

by mores May 14, 2022

Theft rape

Rape by a Slave owner to a slave

That woman theft rape him for him saying no to Working

by 459395 March 5, 2022

Theft rape

Rape by a Slave owner to a slave

She theft rape All her slaves

by 459395 March 5, 2022

theft

Modern shorthand for "the left"

theft stole the vote - nike store in new york was targeted by theft - dominion is the god of theft

by Mikeobamajockstrap2021 January 12, 2021