weiner watcher

The guy who stands next to you in the urinal and looks at your dong.
Keep you eyes on your own dick, you fucking weiner watcher.
by Onebigpapa July 16, 2014
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Knight Watcher

Knight Watcher is a 13 year old YouTuber on the way to 300 subscribers. His content specializes in many Xbox games!
Yo, did you see Knight Watcher's video
Yea man, it was fire
by Knight Watcher July 02, 2017
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Blackwood Watcher

A person who goes to see one movie numerous times at the theatre. instead of just downloading it, or waiting till the movie comes out on DVD, this person spend a lump-sum of cash to see a mediocre movie only a normal person would see once.
Kyle: Hey! Want to go see How To Save A Life?
Joey: No, plus you've already seen it like 4 times. You're just being a Blackwood Watcher by going back numerous times!
kyle: I know but it's very touching!
by ieatpony118 February 17, 2010
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gift watcher

A person that buys someone a gift (rather it be randomly, birthday, or Christmas) and you wait for them to wear it, constantly bringing the gift up
Tim: hey , why you never wore them boots I bought you for Christmas
Mary: I'm looking for the perfect shoes to match them, why are you being such a gift watcher!
by Daddygoose25 January 19, 2016
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Whale watchers

People looking for Highly Allocated and underwhelming spirits
These whale watchers came into my store looking for Pappy
by Crazy Naz Liquor November 13, 2018
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cross-ribbed ape watcher

a random insult that makes no sense but still stings
"My friend Levi called me a cross-ribbed ape watcher."
"What does that even mean?"
"No idea, but long story short, I'm never asking him how to spell orange again"
by yourpseudonym5675 December 05, 2022
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table watcher

In big cities, a street vendor is only allowed to occupy a certain amount of space so they hire people to stand behind their tables as a means of sliding through that legal loophole. Those people are called "table watchers".
by ModernDayPrometheus November 27, 2013
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