Thirsty bonzai

When you cut you cut the girls pubic hairs like a bonzai and water it with jizz

My girlfriend was a thirsty bonzai.

by Chris D.L. June 07, 2007

thirsty river

a woman or man who drinks so much cum, that she/he dies of stomach poisening.

At jessica alba's house, my friend was such a thirsty river that she never woke up after she passed out from drinking too much JD.

by chucka nubba May 31, 2007

Jonathon Thirsty

Slang for needing a beer to drink. Named after star Australian Rugby League player Jonathon Thurston, who notoriously yells "I'm Jonathon Thirsty" after games to let his team mates know to get him a beer.

Geez i'm Jonathon Thirsty...get me a beer

by Matt Wilmot June 12, 2007

Eddie Thirsty

Thirsty si gago boy kambyo kamot pwet hahahahaha

Si Eddie Theeyesiee ay Eddie Thirsty.

by Jake Pogi February 09, 2021

Ghetto thirsty

When your ghetto cooler is empty, and can’t afford to refill it, even tho your thirsty and have to rob a gas station

I’m so ghetto thirsty, I’m gonna punch a bitch in the face and then rob a g-station

by Hmf January 14, 2018

thirsty plane

A euphemism for "penis", specifically used as sexual inuendo.

Person 1: "Dude, do you see that guy over there? I'd schlorp his thirsty plane."
Person 2: "For real, he's irresistible."

by SexyBeefStroganoff March 15, 2022

the thirsty seven

noun, seven sluts sitting on a garbage can thirsty for your seman

holy shit! the thirsty seven!?

by rebel666 November 27, 2011