Shagger's Regret

The feeling of shame and remorse following sexual activity with someone where, in hindsight, you wish you had not done so. Commonly experienced in the period of "Post Nut Clarity".

I went home with that slam piece I met in the club. Got in to her room and down to business. Had massive Shagger's Regret, grabbed my clothes and bailed out whilst she was in the bathroom cleaning up.

by ShaneDowe April 9, 2024

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shagger

a term for autistic pussy slayers

have you seen shagger I just want all of him

by Archie2353 April 21, 2024

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Top shagger

someone who fucks birds, a lot of.

Purth: Hey do you know the top shagger of Bihar??????
Reaper: It's the one and only PeriodEnjoyer!!!!!!!

by Chris_P_Bacon._. April 29, 2024

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Sheep Shagger

A term usually used to take the piss out of people of welsh descent.

"Amy you stink" said Jamie. "Shut the fuck up you fat ginger sheep shagger." She replied.

by UrbanShithousery February 15, 2024

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shagger of greatness

Someone who is greater than a top shagger.
The title above top shagger

Someone who shags a lot of flange, every night they have some new "piece of flange" to shag.

Drives a flange magnet.

""Good old BJ, HE CAN SHAG UM. He is a total shagger of greatness."

"Sir shagger of greatness. (formal)"
"Greatness. (informal)"

by Flange slayer February 21, 2024

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