the gobbleshaft can be best defined as the act of holding the woman by the ears then proceeding to thrust repeatedly in her mouth until climax then soon after you flip her over and penetrate her asshole in one stroke hence giving her the shaft
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"I just suffered a massive shaft attack last night", said Sheldon
"I just suffered a massive shaft attack last night", said Sheldon
by Roko8888 May 31, 2014
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by bench knight May 6, 2015
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Man, Delta took a northern turn and now is hitting Lake Charles. I already bought all these cans of SpaghettiOs. I feel cane-shafted.
by Definishun October 9, 2020
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by ItsDaPoleece December 28, 2013
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by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003
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Hey man, we made a shaft of damocles last night. Muthafucker cost us $2, and hits like you wouldn't believe.
by Dylan and Alex December 14, 2008
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