jib runner

One who runs his jib/mouth. A mouthpiece or know it all. Originated by a fine young man with a sweet mullet in the city of North Battleford saskatchewan. 1988 was the year. The term is making a big comeback as of late.
Look at this fucking guy!! Big time jib runner never shutting his mouth!!
by RusstheMuss November 07, 2021
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food runner

In the restaurant industry, food runners work with the kitchen staff and the serves to ensure that the client gets their food correctly and in good time.

They are blamed for everything that gose wrong with the serves, in the kitchen and in life. A food runner just has to keep running food and apologize for something they did not do in order to keep the flow going.

Basically: Run, run, run!!! Screaming, yelling, insulting & no one thanks you for your hard work.
Hey! food runner where's the food for table 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 ....21??? They have been waiting a long time!!!
by Someonewithfeelings December 20, 2016
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naked runner

When you forget to bring a towel into the bathroom, resulting in doing a 'naked runner' back into your bedroom.
Keri texting Charlie: 'Oh shit, I forgot to bring my towel into the bathroom'

Charlie: 'Do a Naked Runner'
by Kezg August 28, 2017
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Homestar Runner

A dim, slow-witted, yet stragely hilarious creature with no arms, a red shirt with a star on it, and speach impediments. Also known as the best damn thing on the internet!
Homestar Runner is the best thing ever!!
by Lieutenant Tarpit August 18, 2004
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runners fee

The common practice or procedure of a uniformed Police Officer kicking a suspect in the head, usually three times, for "fleeing" and not complying to the Police Officers to begin with.
1. Wow, dave gave that nigger a pretty hefty runners fee over on Wilshire Blvd.
2. Slogan: "If you flee, your going to pay the fee."
by north_shore June 07, 2010
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Midland runner

Midland runner
A particularly and extremely loose woman, a hoe, whore, a harlot, from Midland. A real nasty bitch that will fuck just about anyone, anywhere, anytime, anyway in Midland. No matter the number. One after another, or all at the same time, it doesn't really matter.
Guy 1: eh bro, you see that chick?

Guy 2: what about her?

Guy 1: Totally hooked up with her last night, big time regret.

Guy 2: Yeah she's a Midland runner. Surprised you didn't know that.
by Dj Polygraph March 11, 2017
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doughnut runner

A person who partakes in the violent act of pounding someone in the asshole.
After a night out on the town, James, a notorious doughnut runner, took home the first skank to say yes and ran her doughnut until her blood started acting as lubricant.
by Mulatto Jmo March 15, 2008
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