thong mommy

A mommy in a thong. Typically in her late teens or early twenties, unmarried and still hot. Thong mommies dress the same way they did before pregnancy, e.g., tight baby doll tee, navel piercing, back tattoo and low rider pants with a thong showing.

"Thong mommy" is a new millenium take on the "welfare mother"; thong mommies are usually clueless about the harsh realities of life. To thong mommies, life is a party and a baby is a cool accessory.

The mall is a great place to find a hot young thong mommy.

by Spanky Smackety May 19, 2007

sex mommy

A female who is not in a commited relationship with a man but provides services: such as laundry, cooking, cleaning, and sex. She's his mother, but with sexual benefits.

Wow, Brianna does everything for Jerry, his laundry, his cooking, even sex! She's a real sex mommy .

by Hamsterballz July 22, 2017

New Mommy

A woman who, upon being married, takes on the responsibilities of mother for her husband. She will allow him to be slovenly and not have a job, just as long as he remains in the house. If the husband leaves the house, the New Mommy will call repeatedly to check on him and make sure he knows when he's expected home; to the point of where it makes the husband and his friends uncomfortable. If the husband has friends over, she becomes irate and antisocial to the point where the friends are no longer comfortable staying.

Ultimately, she achieves an unhealthy, but very effective control over her "husband."

You think Tim would wanna go grab a beer?

Dunno, he'll have to check with his New Mommy.

by Rick the Nature Boy April 17, 2008

mommy milkers

BIG VOLUPTUOUS MILKERS!! (big tits)

Dude 1: “DAMNNNNNNNNN she got some NICE MOMMY MILKERS DUDEE!”

Dude 2: “SHITTTTT I WANT THOSE SHITS IN MY FACE!”

by mommymilkers01 August 20, 2021

mommy kink

to enjoy being called “mommy” by a sexual partner in a non MDLB/G way.

I found out Aggie has a mommy kink. I'm gonna go mess with her about it because I'm a bitch.

by thegroovyaggs November 15, 2020

Mommy Mearest

Thicc

Mommy mearest from Friday Night Funkin’ is thicc

by Shrekislove420 June 3, 2021

Mommy moist

When a single mothers vagina gets wet from when a single man plays with or is nice to her kid.

Watch out bro, If she sees you playin' with her kid she'll get all mommy moist for your ass. The next thing you know youll be the new daddy. Single Moms always give it up to dudes that are nice to there kids.

by Chuck G January 29, 2008