Minion Cult

Minion Cult is a Group on a lot of social media websites with the members' profile pictures showing a man in a minion suit holdibg a glowing sphere. I have also joined the minion cult.

Minion Cult

by 👃🏿Quandale Dingle👃🏿 July 16, 2022

Flag

Get the Minion Cultmug.

sesh minion

Sesh minions are usually found desperately trying to start a sesh but are sadly incapable of starting anything worth staying for. They follow around experienced seshers in hope of bargaining for some weed or alcohol, or maybe they just really want to feel included. Most of the time, they are in their early teens, trying to become "cool" or boost their ego. Sometimes, they even try and have seshes which don't involve any drugs or alcohol, they just hang around in one public place for a long time. No one is sure why they're even trying, not even the sesh minions themselves.

Goddammit, Joe. I just wish that sesh minion would get the fuck off my back and stop asking me for weed. He looks twelve and I'm already doing enough illegal shit as it is. C'mon, kid, go hang out in front of a Tesco's or something.

by Communizm April 5, 2017

Flag

Get the sesh minionmug.

minion

literally just a slave.

oh, he's my minion

by zenistersslhu February 5, 2022

Flag

Get the minionmug.

minion bones

Minion bones is a creature born in the depths of the minion factory. His body is 90% graphlite (used in the Aerospace industry for its lightness, flexibility, strength, consistancy in properties and cost effective pricing.). The project code named "minion bones, man or machine?" Has created the minion we all know as Bones. He was sadly created without eye lids due to budget cuts, but he can slice tomatoes with his unusally thin wrists, and it's rumored he has the power to control elements when he reaches the ripe age of 76 ( the day before he dies).

Minion bones get your ass OVER HERE!!

by mike May 13, 2005

Flag