monkey mashed

To be completely off your rocker on class As most likely Mandela or the old ketamine

He was so monkey mashed he fell into a fire and kept skanking

by Cunty April 07, 2016

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Miley Mash

After a 7-10 shot pregame with either Burnetts Vodka or Jack Daniels, a moshpitt of dancing and debauchery occurs when Miley's smash hit "See You Again" blasts through the stereo. The mash is meant to accelerate the time it takes to get "rattled" (or, just wasted) in the time between the pregame and the party!

After the Miley Mash, Rube's stomach was so rattled that he had to puke before leaving to the party!

by Nkeezy April 15, 2011

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Gash Mash

Also known as Skittle Bumping or Scissoring. It’s when two females grind genitals with one another in a cross legged position.

Anna fancies her vulvae being stimulated by Lorainne, as they embrace in the act known as the Gash Mash.

by MonkeyBoy808 June 15, 2010

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Chode mash

Adding chode butter to a serving of mashed potatoes and then serving them to your enemy

Jack served a dish of chode mash to the man who stole his girlfriend.

by Chode Slapper January 20, 2010

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Key Mash

1. A wrist spasm, Causing the victim to compulsively beat at the keyboard with their fingers, knuckles or wrists.

2. A slip of the fingers when typing, causing an odd array of incoherent babble.

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1. "Dude, I was drawing before I went to type and I Key Mashed all over my keyboard!"

2. Screen Name A: Hey!

Screen Name B: AKHFAHFLJkafjafkj

Screen Name A: ....Uhm... Wtf?

Screen Name B: Sorry, Key Mash.

by TheGreatSaladOwl June 24, 2009

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