potato knockers

when a girl/ boy is very skinnny but has some of the biggest boobs you have seen in your life they have potato knockers
oh my god she has some big potato knockers


omg did you see ally's potato knockers yesterday??
by alex mckenzie, karly August 02, 2008
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knocker hockey

A sexual act that involves a man or a woman slapping another woman's breasts, like slapping a puck in hockey.
Chris just totally played some knocker hockey with Stacy in the cabin.
by Aaron Newquist April 09, 2008
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Fart knocker

A person who places their bare ass against a door and farts rather than knocking with their knuckles.
I came home and founds brown skids on my door thanks to that fart knocker.
by Pseudo Menudo June 27, 2017
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Knob knockers

A simple game for men in which they place each hand at opposite sides of their navel area, and bat their penis back and forth in succession in order to get as many knocks as possible. In order for competitive play, one hand can be substituted for another persons hand.
Lets play knob knockers Will, for it's a grand game!
by clydeplayer April 26, 2011
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cock-knocker

noun.
A gentleman who bangs at the back door
See that Elton John, he's a right cock-knocker.
by Kev December 10, 2002
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donkey knocker

Used interchangeably with "Donkey Punch-er/-ing/-es". The act of achieving a more pleasant orgasm by switching holes without warning (most believe that a true donk knock must include the element of surprise) and socking your load-bearer with full force to ensure she clenches the sphincter. May also be used post-coitus if she starts bitching about it.

YUP. (*--*) WHAT?
Muthafucker, you owe a new mattress... One tiny fucking donkey knocker and she fucking blows chunks And goes all diarrhea volcano all over my balls.. Good thing you were taping it too- only way to top this is man kept sure that all her friends get a copy.

But seriously dude, replace my fucking sheets.
by Godlovesindustrial January 24, 2018
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cock-knocker

1. A person, usually a male homosexual, who grabs or brushes up against the genitalia of men, in a playful or sexual way.

2. A woman who pleasures a man with her knockers, usually followed by having him ejaculate on her breasts and/or face.
1. That guy Jay grabbed Brodie's and TS's cock in Mallrats. What a cock-knocker.

2. Did you see that porno where Savannah cock-knocked a guy and he came all over her tits?
by calweycn October 03, 2007
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