When one ejaculates a significant enough quantity within their pants so as to build up a thick shell around their junk that acts as a biodegradable, homemade, and shock-resistant cup.
by anonymous March 29, 2015
 Get the Crusty Guardmug.
Get the Crusty Guardmug. by Eastin Flamond May 8, 2016
 Get the guard-doggingmug.
Get the guard-doggingmug. A piece of fabric that is wrapped around an area of the F horn.
It is used to protect the horn from wear as that area is where the right hand usually is when carrying the horn.
It is used to protect the horn from wear as that area is where the right hand usually is when carrying the horn.
by Sir Talkalot July 7, 2018
 Get the right guardmug.
Get the right guardmug. When a person attempts to block off another person from hanging out with people of the opposite sex. Done by a person within a relationship to their mate.
Dude 1: How was the party last night with Sarah?
Dude 2: It was good, until Sarah's boyfriend came out and started guard doging.
Dude 2: It was good, until Sarah's boyfriend came out and started guard doging.
by Jamy2Fly April 23, 2017
 Get the Guard Dogingmug.
Get the Guard Dogingmug. Color Guard is a team of performers who spin various types of equipment, and dance to music of a marching band. Their purpose is to interpret the music being played.
by Yo know October 14, 2019
 Get the Color Guardmug.
Get the Color Guardmug. A body guard, but cooler
A boggy guard can also be used to refer to your best friend that protects you at all cost
A boggy guard can also be used to refer to your best friend that protects you at all cost
by swoggynpoggy  July 17, 2021
 Get the Boggy guardmug.
Get the Boggy guardmug. hey you where a total scissor guard last night i was hitting on some attarctive girl and you came over
by Masternonce69 June 16, 2018
 Get the Scissor Guardmug.
Get the Scissor Guardmug.