by gahasfha September 24, 2010
The act of an out-of-control vehicle sliding off an icy road into a roadside ditch. Also used to describe a vehicle that has done so, and is now stuck in deep snow.
I drove through a blizzard yesterday on the highway. I must have seen a dozen cars that hit the ditch on the way.
by drm310 January 18, 2011
A person who is of low class standards and/or a poor moral compass..a person who has caviar taste and a dippin dot budget.
Someone who conducts themselves like they have come out of a chicken house. Just nasty, stanky, and disrespectful.
Someone who conducts themselves like they have come out of a chicken house. Just nasty, stanky, and disrespectful.
by Bacita Mae Jenkins September 01, 2020
A benjo ditch is an Oriental solution for the toilet. It is little more than a ditch in which you deposit your waste.
The benjo ditch is also a practical answer, as the waste can be collected to be used as fertilizer.
The benjo ditch is also a practical answer, as the waste can be collected to be used as fertilizer.
by protocoldroid November 15, 2004
licking, the ring of the anus, or the whole ass crack. While your partner is prairie dogging. The ditch eater also inhales the odd fart from said prairie dogger. While enjoying a harty amount of "ditch".
by Drow696 June 11, 2010
One who swims in ditches and/or lives in ditches.
Ditch mermaids are normally found in ditches the have recently been filled with rain water.
Ditch mermaids are normally found in ditches the have recently been filled with rain water.
by Hannah Marie. June 20, 2007
This is when your wife/girlfriend/partner is shopping in a store, and they are trying something on that they like and want you to buy, but then when they come out of the dressing room you have mysteriously vanished.
Your partner will look around the store and not see you, and the husband chair will be cold and empty because you weren't sitting in it. This usually happens at malls, and you, assuming that you're a guy, have casually walked out to some store for yourself, or to grab a coffee.
Your partner will look around the store and not see you, and the husband chair will be cold and empty because you weren't sitting in it. This usually happens at malls, and you, assuming that you're a guy, have casually walked out to some store for yourself, or to grab a coffee.
Girlfriend: Hey hun I'm gonna try this shirt on it'll look so good on me!
Me: All right.
*Girlfriend goes in dressing room*
*I pull the casual ditch, and walk away from my girlfriend and her store to go grab a big ass cup of coffee because I look cool walking around with it and I need to wake up(sarcasm)*
Me: All right.
*Girlfriend goes in dressing room*
*I pull the casual ditch, and walk away from my girlfriend and her store to go grab a big ass cup of coffee because I look cool walking around with it and I need to wake up(sarcasm)*
by muhfucker October 26, 2007