Ur Gramps has cramps

This is like your Granny's a tranny but instead it's your Gramps and he has cramps. Every time this is said a black hole appears and swallows one of the planets.

Johnny: Timmy your gay and your a loser.

Timmy: Guess what

Johnny: what fag

Timmy: Ur Gramps has cramps
*Johnny implodes*

by Filopthe69th March 14, 2018

unscheduled shit cramp

A shit cramp that comes from out of nowhere at a very inconvenient time and place!!!

"Hey Ted I'll be right back, I have to take care of an unscheduled shit cramp!!!"

by LillDaryl September 6, 2023

sperm cramps

something men experience that is comparable to periods. poor guys.

‘my girl complaining about her period cramps, while i got sperm cramps’ - dom

‘yeah they’re soooo painful’ - x

by meeeowww3 November 7, 2025

Second Wave Cramps

Second Wave Cramps is when you’re on your period, and you forget about your cramps for a while, and then they hit you like a brick out of the blue.

Period- PAY ATTENTION TO ME ASSHOLE!!!!! THERE’S BLOOD ON YOUR SHORTS.

Me- No there’s not, I just checked!

Period- FINE ASSHOLE SECOND WAVE CRAMPS!!!!!

Me- FUCKKKKKKKKKK

by Troublepaws September 28, 2018

jackers cramp

When an individual gets a cramp in one arm from excessive masturbation.

Tom: dad my arm really hurts.
Tom's dad: hmm must be jackers cramp
Tom: www shut up dad! You're embarrassing me I don't do that!
Jacking off masturbation

by Pirotek March 19, 2017

Ponytail Cramp

The painful feeling in your scalp after having your hair up in a ponytail for too long

"Why are you rubbing your head?"
"Ugh... I've got a wicked ponytail cramp"

by SummertimeSocks January 15, 2017

Cramps

Imagine someone taped three cement blocks and four bricks together and sat the down on your uterus and then an elephant sat down on those blocks and then gorillas ripping your insides out and punching you

Period:hey I’m sorry about your cramps
Me:what
Also me:ahjshJahHhhhhHhHHSHSJSJNDB WHYYY
Period:sike

by kucklaoof and my dad knows god June 8, 2019