the human Bidet can be done solo, with two people, and even with a group. a solo human Bidet is when you take a shit and you pee while still sitting down and it rolls down your nut and taint and cleans your bum. the human Bidet with a partner is the same, but one person gets up and the other pisses on their bumhole, this one is much more effective. the group human Bidet is the same but with a bunch of people pissing on the poopers bumhole, this is the most effective variant.
"dear diary, today I shitted and ran out of kittens to wipe with, but thankfully I peed and it was a human Bidet, so it was ok in the end"
"hey playbou carti can you give me some human Bidet"
"precinct 6 get to hemorrhoid street ASAP, there's a guy here who needs some group human Bidet"
"hey playbou carti can you give me some human Bidet"
"precinct 6 get to hemorrhoid street ASAP, there's a guy here who needs some group human Bidet"
by clogmethroatwithshitmrdiddy August 03, 2024
Edging yourself while your saggy balls are sucked down a flushing toilet. As the bidet power washes your asshole.
by simplyjames April 10, 2022
A poop or shit that splashes toilet bowl water onto your bootie hole crack area therefore washing off the poop.
I went to take a shit, but there was no poop in the toilet paper, the bidet shit washed me out very well.
by Moose45 March 28, 2019
by BigBasstard August 08, 2023
A sexual act in which one person lies on the bed with a mouthful of water while the partner places their anus on top of the mouth. The partner on the bed then squirts water up at the anus, cleaning it and providing maximum pleasure
by Peter bidet February 04, 2019
by Bigcid March 21, 2020
When you smear peanut butter on your chocolate starfish after pinching a loaf to entice a dog to lick it off, thus cleaning your ass.
by Milkbones August 23, 2019