Associative Personality Disorder

Wanting to live in the shoes of someone doing better than you

He really wants my BMW, must have associative Personality disorder

by Jacked conqueror August 21, 2023

Peripherally associated

It's like 100% now! YOU SEE HOW THAT WORKS!? COME ON SHIT-HEAD! FIGURE IT OUT! WHERE'S THE KINETIC THROUGH-LINE? ARE YOU STARTING TO GET THE PICTURE!? YOU SEE HOW THAT WORKS!?

Hym "Seriously! Are you DUMB!? HOW DO YOU NOT SEE WHAT THE ISSUE IS HERE? ANYONE PERIPHERALLY ASSOCIATED! I've explained it to you a MILLION different ways and you still don't seem to get the picture! Really guys... YOU ARE NOT INTELLIGENT! THAT ISN'T REALITY FOR YOU! WHY DO YOU KEEP LETTING THIS HAPPEN TO YOURSELVES!? YOUR WIFE IS GONE NOW YOU FUCKING IDIOT! DO YOU GET IT!? DO YOU SEE!? HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS NEED TO HAPPEN FOR YOU TO GET THE PICTURE!? HOW GOOD IS YOUR OBJECT PERMANENCE NOW FUCK-FACE!? JESUS CHRIST!!! I DON'T UNDERSTAND How YOU don't understand! Did the light bulb turn on yet? Do you get it now!? Oooooh man! 😮 💨 I mean... You though it was a game... I AIN'T A GAME. You though I was a joke... ANYONE I EVEN VAGUELY SPEAK POSITIVELY TOWARDS GET TAKEN DOWN! 100% ON THEM. I'M BETTER THAN A DEATH NOTE. Because I don't even need to say your name anymore. I'm like if Makima and Light had a baby who combined both of their powers. Really, hurry it up. Figure it out. This has been over for years. I'm tired of waiting for the thing to catch up. Let's go! You're only hurting yourself by doing this to me."

by Hym Iam August 26, 2023

Screw Associate

A polite and kindful way of saying that somebody is a f*** buddy.

Kimberly and Jonathan were friends with benefits AKA screw associates during work hours

by Vikkie Bargo December 6, 2020

Senior Associate

When someone is considered to be a 'boss ass b!tch' within a law firm.

Wow. Natalia has always been a boss ass b!tch, and now our clients will know when we add 'senior associate' to her signature panel in her emails.

by anon4545 January 14, 2021

stingy men association

A large group of men world wide who are very cautious of spending unnecessary time and money on women

Friend 1: I’m about to give my girlfriend 2k. friend 2 : are you mad stingy men association will catch you

Friend 1 : true stingy men we no get shi shi

by G.Splashy(Great) February 15, 2021

Richard Killen & Associates

As a Licensed Insolvency Trustee in Toronto, we offer advice on debt counselling, consolidation loans, informal proposals, consumer proposals and personal bankruptcies.

Richard Killen & Associates is a Licensed Insolvency Trustee in Toronto that offers advice on debt counselling, consolidation loans, informal proposals, consumer proposals, and personal bankruptcies.

by rkillen August 1, 2022

Associate

It can either mean a catcher (or rebounder) after a bad relationship or friend with benefits.

My crush considers me an associate, so atleast I have a chance

by The one who watches grammar June 21, 2022