April Winds

A feeling of liberty or independence.

Lisa was having an April Winds on Saturday. She went to the beach, chopped firewood, and drank tea until dusk.

by silverseal September 19, 2011

Shit winding

Shit winding is farting in a more accurate name.

After John ate the mexican burrito, he was shit winding for weeks.

by Annafc May 31, 2016

pecker wind

A rare triumph in the sex life of a male which occurs when the air from a queef is felt upon the penis.

(After peeing in the woods) That piss was more refreshing than my last pecker wind I caught.

by Hi_C November 6, 2015

bag of wind

bag of wind someone who talks too much is a braggart and nothing useful comes out of their mouth

dude rumor has it your girlfriend wants me more ha ha ha ha

man just shutup you useless bag of wind my girlfriend dont want your sorry ass

dude its true

man youre just a useless bag of wind who dont know jack crap and likes to hear yourself brag

wow dude you really think that about me

yes man i think of you as a useless bag of wind

ok dude you made it clear to me now wow

by littlejimmie April 7, 2019

Wind Internet

To have wind powered internet Cough*Al Gore*cough

I wish i could conserve enegy by getting Wind Internet

by Masn December 4, 2007

beef wind

Beef Wind is a hearty yet dry, gamy and overwhelming fart with a heady mixture of aromas, like a pig roast in a garbage dump in hell. Like a hot, dry wind blowing over a sulfur pit from a cattle ranch. The type of fart that burns all the little hairs out of your nose right before it causes permanent brain damage and put you in a coma or possibly kills you.

"Holy shit, man! What died in here?"
"That my friend, is Beef Wind!"
*vomits, faints, vomits again while unconscious on the floor
"Beef wind! Boom!"

by Aulderath April 19, 2014

caught wind

When you jerking off and reach the poinbt where you're going to fast to stop, and already on your way to cumming.

Fuck! I already caught wind!

by Mywaytoday October 20, 2017