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that's the way the cookie crumbles

A phrase meaning, basically, "That's the way things are, you cannot change it". Usually said to calm someone who's whining overmuch, an usually with little effect.
Man 1: I went on vacation and my fern died!

Man 2: That's the way the cookie crumbles.
by Daniel Finetail May 26, 2004
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is this the way to amarillo?

good question? where is it? You could reply:

1.Nope this is glasgow mate, its down the m5, junction 13 and on the left of the services station.

2.Dont see many armadillos around here

3.Dont you dare attempt to rip off a great song!

4.Just carry on singing along with them

5.Why is Marie waiting for you? You dont look like the kind of guy that she would date!
Every night ive been hugging my pillow, dreaming dreams of amarillo....
by chris jones March 24, 2005
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That's the way the cookie crumbles

As if to say "That's how life rolls." It's also a good response for when somebody says something you don't know HOW to respond to. It's also just a cute thing to say.
1.
Girl. Classic vegetable is better than chicken noodle.
Boy. No it's not.
Girl. How?
Boy. That's the way the cookie crumbles!

2.

Boy. Your eyes are beautiful.
Girl. Uhm...that's the way the cookie crumbles!

3.

Boy. You're so weird lawlz.
Girl. That's the way the cookie crumbles.
by tooswoleforyou666 August 3, 2011
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laugh all the way to the bank

To be amused and gratified with a forseen victory (from a complete reversal of the phrase cry all the way to the bank)
by The Return of Light Joker December 13, 2010
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Sunny Side Up on the way to the Butt

A good day is always started with some sunny side up on the way to the butt
by Renegade886 March 3, 2010
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Blackpink paved the way

john : blackpink paved the way!

Me and everyone else that isn't fucking dumb : didn't know you were such a liar john. Bye. Goodbye

Me and everyone else that isn't dumb : bts paved the way.
by Dicksarefuckinguseless September 15, 2021
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go all the way

This is when you show of your powers of fucking. You don't stop at all throughout sexual intercourse and most importantly show how you aren't a massive pussy like most people might think you are. Can also be used in lies to your friends. Can also be used in other contexts such as went all the way or going all the way.
'I went all the way with her, I am such a boss.'
'Please tell everyone I went all the way with you, bitch or I'll look like a massive dildo.'
' I really hope to go all the way with her, or I'll look like a shit'
by TheJoshoraptor August 3, 2012
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