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by ;)Doors Fan 0069 July 12, 2004

Facebook Mum

A "Facebook mum" is a middle-aged woman who constantly posts about their life and kids on Facebook. They have a group of friends who are also "Facebook mums" and drink wine together.
They always use emojis and always text hash tags like: #winetime #hardworkingmums #proudmum #mamabear
These are the emojis they always use: 🥰 😍 😘 🤗 🤪 💖 ❤️ 💋 🍷 🍾 🍻 🥳 😬 😜 🤯 🤒 😱 😓 😢
An example of how they talk online:
Hiya love ☺️🥰 free to have some wine time tonight with the girls? 🤪🍷❤️💖 #Friends4Ever #WineTime🍾
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Facebook mums are usually 35-60 years old.

by rosepetalsx September 23, 2023

Robbie's mum

A women who is willing to wank off the entire rugby team because they said they needed their cocks cleaned. Usually a very nice lady but thick as shit. She probably likes art and cooking. you'll never see her do anything else.

"er, Joe" said Robbie's mum

by the dark lord October 18, 2018

ur mum

when ur british friend tries to roast you

when u insult your british friend they will most likely say this to you they will say "I know ur mum is tho."

by lizzie.io December 20, 2019

Ya Mum

Nickname for a female birth-giver that is used to indicate that so called mum is quite Dank.

Ya mum looks like a deranged gorilla.

by Mr McDinguserrill April 7, 2020

foster mum

she's a woman who wanted to help a kid that could have ended up in bad hands. she's caring and loving and wishes you were here own. adopted kids should be so grateful that people wanted to take care of them. they should also be really nice to her because she might have not been able to have her own kids.

shane: here's a poor little kid nobody wants to adopted that's sad
foster mum: I'm going to love her so much, and hope she tures out like me
foster mum: I'm kindheated and not judgemetal

by Yananai September 30, 2017

ya mum

also candice

what else

ya mum is ya mum also

"joemama"

"ur mom"

"your mom"

"adult"

by someone else thats not u fan October 6, 2021