meat in the middle

A sexual act where two men titty fuck a woman from opposite ends, docking in the middle of her breasts. A rim job from the woman being titty fucked is optional.

'I'm not totally gay, but i don't mind the odd meat in the middle.'

by spedmonkey January 2, 2007

the chance of meatballs

the astonishing art of when your best friend does the splits all the way down for the first time and rips his ballsack open

Cody got the chance of meatballs yesterday.

by nutpotassium October 15, 2019

The reverse Italian meatball spasm

When you insert a greasy Meatball that your Grandmother made you in your significant others asshole while she is eating your smelly dingle Berry.

Me and my woman just did The reverse Italian meatball spasm, it was great!

by ballhair69 January 28, 2021

meat in the pot

When you finally get the dick in and afterwards you get the stank dick

meat in the pot: Put the dick in and suffer because you a fuckboy

by Godofball April 1, 2015

Meat in the mouth

When you put a hard ass dick in your mouth and suck it

Kat:he let me have his meat in the mouth. It tasted so good

by Mouth Meat May 30, 2018

beat my meat on the toilet seat

When you beat your meat on the toilet seat. Exactly what it says

Beat my meat on the toilet seat, Doo da Doo da. Hands got tired so I used my feet, Doo da Doo da. I skeet skeet on the toilet seat, all the Doo da day

by The boonigan man September 16, 2017

meat in the man sandwich

Being caught in the middle of 2 pipesmokers. Being the giver and reciever at the same time

Dennis Rich was the mean in the Len and General MAN SANDWICH

by T Bone September 26, 2003