A virgin and bad soccer player. It is known for travelling Queensland and weighing 2 Tonnes. It is often used as an insult.
You are The Lachlan Jarvis.
by Jay Jarvis July 22, 2024
"Omg he's The Lachlan Jarvis"
by Jay Jarvis July 22, 2024
by currydonny April 27, 2022
Lachlan Salido is a wonderful man, however if you get on his bad side and your unfortunate enough for it to be a full moon, he wont be afraid to let out his inner beast "AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
person 1: "Lachlan Salido you a fucking bitch"
Lachlan Salido: "Oh now you've done it, I CAN FEEL THE BEAST COMING INSIDE OF ME
Lachlan Salido: "Oh now you've done it, I CAN FEEL THE BEAST COMING INSIDE OF ME
by THETELLEROFTRUTHS(literally) March 12, 2024
Lachlan is a cool dude that whips up pasta like a true Italian. The most chill yet bully-able person U will ever meet. He also likes to kill turtles by throwing plastics in the ocean, tsk tsk. An overall good guy that make women flock to him and swoon at his feet. once you're friends with him, you won't ever want to leave :)
by Kosy December 05, 2023
by MidgetKiller November 28, 2023