A short ass 5'2 racist whom loves show ing you his 3 inch dick, he loves saying the n word and a guy named triston belew
Jake:hey triston wanna see my balls
Triston:NOOOOOOOOOO
Jake:proceeds to pull his pants down
Triston:i hate Jacob micheal hogan he's so gay
Triston:NOOOOOOOOOO
Jake:proceeds to pull his pants down
Triston:i hate Jacob micheal hogan he's so gay
by NoVid April 14, 2022

You body slam the shit out of your partner while she has your dogs dick in her mouth and she throws up on its dick while saying hulk hogan.
by AnimalLover3006 May 6, 2020

by Malakai x August 15, 2021

"Wait, wait. Is that a move in the bedroom? Hoganing off your drawers!? Like straight up ripping your underpants off?? In the workaholics movie I think Derz needs to Hogan off his underwear."
by Agrsmlon June 7, 2022

When you cum on her face and it runs down her top lip and down the sides of her mouth giving her the signature Hulk Hogan mustache brother!
You know what I'm gonna do!? Give you the Hulk Hogan and have my millions of Hulkamaniacs dripping down your face running wild, on you!
by Gabbo Gabbo Gabbo! August 16, 2023

When you’re hitting it from the back and she shits a long turd that drapes over your cock like a handlebar mustache
by Pete O’File May 30, 2025

Big ass fucking simp even though she doesn’t fucking like him
Drew reminds me of a 3 year old all of his height must have went to his fat fucking face
Drew reminds me of a 3 year old all of his height must have went to his fat fucking face
by Daddy Derrick May 1, 2020
