haunted hayride

When you are making love in a working barn and suspect someone is watching, and a black cat jumps onto your back, initiating climax.

Tracy and I sneaked away from the bonfire and were doing it on a hay bale when normal sex became a Haunted Hayride. Now I hire escorts to throw cats on me while I masturbate.

by JJ Jr Shabadoo December 6, 2015

Hahaha, I Will Text Her And Say Baby I Am Haunted I, Hahaha

Hahaha, I Will Text Her And Say Baby I Am Haunted I, Hahaha

Hahaha, I Will Text Her And Say Baby I Am Haunted I, Hahaha

by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025

the haunted mountains

A woman’s breasts

Elizabeth: Jane! I’m starting to get the haunted Jane: mountains? What’s that Elizabeth?
Elizabeth: My breasts, they’re finally developing.
Jane: Lol, why are you calling them the haunted mountains?
Elizabeth: I don’t know tbh... that what my mom calls them, lol. But... she’s kind of stuck in the 50’s

by H Heroine woman August 24, 2019

A haunting of Ghost

Noun of assemblage;
A group of Ghosts, similar to "a murder of crows".

Bruh, there's a hella haunting of Ghosts up in that abandoned hospital.

by Johnny Catt November 28, 2020

haunting

When someone's ghosting on somebody else, but still is in the other person's life occasionally.

Girl 1: This guy I met a few months ago just dissapeared and stopped talking to me.

Girl 2: Ugh, I hate it guys, who just stard ghosting you randomly.
Girl 1: But the weird thing is, he still likes my instagram pictures!
Girl 2: Actually, I think he's haunting you!

by itsvictoriabitch May 5, 2018