Grinching

Having a large, surprising erection from a penis of below-average size.

The term is derived from the climax of Dr. Seuss’s How The Grinch Stole Christmas: “And what happened, then? Well, in Whoville they say — that the Grinch’s small heart grew three sizes that day.”

“That ho was so fine, I was grinching before we even got back to her dorm!” Xander exclaimed, “it was about time to I laid the rumors of my small dong to rest.”

by DickStinkem January 13, 2023

Grinch finger

How a white person's dreadlocks will appear after lack of proper care (i.e. Like one of the Grinch's fingers).

Also a derogatory name for a white person with unkempt dreads, usually associated with the New Age movement. Grinch fingers.

"That girl hasn't showered or anything for a month. Her dreads are all Grinch fingers now."
"I hate this camping spot. Those Grinch fingers next door have come over here several times to try to bum stuff."

by theheromachine April 8, 2024

Grinching

When you ejaculate all over or inside a families Christmas presents, leading to an uncomfortable and ruined holiday.

I went Grinching yesterday, so now I am watching this house to see their reactions.

by The Grincher July 24, 2025

grinche

The opposite of a smile

This ad break makes me grinche.

by grinche2 February 3, 2023

grinchful

to be rude, or grouchy

Oscar was being grinchful as he blurted insults into the crowd

by Lowluhh February 4, 2021

The grinch

Dr. Seits

Dr. Seits has had so many plastic surgery’s that she looks like the grinch

by Coleman middle school February 5, 2022

Grinch

A mean one.

The dorks thought that demolishing the prominent buildings they loved and trying to change the heart of the neighborhood forever would be like what the grinch did with Christmas to the locals, except it would last all year every year, they thought that burning them, demolishing them, cutting their trees down would crush them, and yet their Camelot lived on.

by The Original Agahnim February 1, 2022