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Deez Nutz

Joshua: Hey man! Are you leaving ? ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”
Lynda: Leaving what?.. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜‰
Joshua: LEAVING DEEZ NUTZ IN YO MOUTH !!!!!!! AH GOTEEEE ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜’โœŒ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜Ž
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deez nets

A 3v3 basketball team known for having fun and making the other team RAGE! As well as coming back from being down by 10 points or more.
Deez nets made the other team rage from their funny smack talk. Even tho they were losing, they made the opponents so angry that they were able to come back and win it.

The entire crowd was supporting deez nets.

The ref loved blowing his whistle and saying "DEEZ NETS BALL"
by DEEZ NETS FAN #1 March 8, 2022
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Deez Nuts

hey, something came in the mail today .
what?
DEEZ NUTS ha! Got em!
by Xpolanco19 March 16, 2016
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Deez Mama

The most funny haha in the world.
It is so funny LOL
It is completly mindblowingly funny
made on July 27, 2021
Deez Mama... Why aren't you laughing
by Deez Mama July 27, 2021
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Deez Theorum

The deez theorum is an extremely advanced math theory used by only the greatest scholars in the world. Deez theorum is applied to the Sus Equation (see Joe Theory), where X = Ball(s) - (hยฒn) (we let H represent harry, N represent nuts.) When applied, the Sus Equation can be rearranged to the SexPenis Formula. The SexPenis formula (see Candice Theorum) is very close to the Quadratic Bofa. Different from the Quadratic formula, The Quadratic Bofa uses an odd number of Ligmaยฒ, applied to a conjecture and Sus equation. All math theories come from Candice Cawk Phit, a crucial, wonderful survivor of ligma who dedicated their remaning 69 years of life to increase the psychological element of math in all schools, increasing iq points by an average of 420 around the entire world, completely crashing the economic structure of the "1% of the world." Donald Trump had to pass several rules in order to attempt (but fail) to secure the pentagon and it's avg. iq. Look up Donald Trump Rule 34 for more information on this scholarly topic.
Mike Huntich: Dude how do I solve this?

Harry Richard: You have to apply several laws of the Deez Theorum, and deduct the Sugma.

Mike Huntich: Thanks bro.
by bugcrusher October 27, 2021
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Deez Nutz

It must have been a big thing for a LONG time because my dad said that he hear kids saying it at his school- (he's 60-)

It means your dick-
Person 1 : DEEZ NUTZ

Person 2 : THAT MEANS DICKKK

Teacher : UHHH.... UHHH! UHHH!!!~~~~~
by SMACC MY ASS LIKE A DRUM AAHH January 23, 2022
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Deez Nuts

You seem like a Deez nuts
by Dankness 3 March 5, 2018
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