A master masturbatèur can choose the handless method and tuck his dick between his legs and rub them together rapidly like a cricket until he splooges on his thighs.
Keeping his hands on 10 & 2 Jason W. chooses safety and gets off while driving by performing the spitting cricket.
by Jizzimy Cricket June 28, 2019

A lot cricket is a slang term used for a noisy or obnoxious prostitute who walks the lot of a truck stop. the term is derived from the fact that crickets are loud and usually hop around a lot.
As I pulled my big rig into the truck stop I noticed the parking lot was full of lot crickets, it's going to be a fun night!
by walkerskyranch November 29, 2012

Public lice are usually referred to as Crabs. They are small parasites that resemble Sébastien from the Little Mermaid. There's no known cure for them.
Did you hear that Rebecca has Crotch Crickets again? I think I heard the song Under the Sea coming from her front underwear.
by Bar Bizzle February 8, 2019

"When I asked him why he had a plastic cover in his couch, he told me that he was still making payments to Rent-a-Center on it and wanted to keep it fresh!"
..."Girl, that shit is SO CRICKET"
example 2: "I didn't send you that email you ask for because the signal on my neighbor's WiFi was all jacked with the weather."
..."Dude, you are SO CRICKET!"
example 3: "Look who's riding on new Rent-N-Rolls!"
..."You are SO CRICKET!"
..."Girl, that shit is SO CRICKET"
example 2: "I didn't send you that email you ask for because the signal on my neighbor's WiFi was all jacked with the weather."
..."Dude, you are SO CRICKET!"
example 3: "Look who's riding on new Rent-N-Rolls!"
..."You are SO CRICKET!"
by MemphisTees February 21, 2011

by owangutang May 18, 2021

by -burntromances May 1, 2022

A piñata filled with crickets that is slapped until bursting. Then all the crickets flow onto the burster.
by Piñata of crickets May 14, 2014
