Cookies

The most annoyingest food that can be used against one another. Eater discretion is advised.
Come to the dark side, we have cookies.

The cookie monster.

The cookie jar.

The cook's key.

Your mom.


by WEKNOWWHEREULIVE March 22, 2009
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the guy at the pub who after you've spent a whole night talking to a girl, buying her drinks etc etc he walks up and she is more interested in him.....
the "cookie" is especially bad when the 2 guys in questions are mates and the "cookie" cant disclose further text messaging after the night.....
by FLANO April 16, 2008
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Cookie

A circle object that is hard , crunchy, and soft at the same time.. you eat it with your hands
if i make a cookie in the shape of a square it is not a cookie, it has to be a circle !
by Girlllwhoknows May 03, 2009
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I got those cookies!
by step2me October 05, 2006
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COOKIES!!

extreme act of violation, devastation, penetration, mutilation, molestation, and paralyzation to damage someone mentally physical and spiritually, to take one to the very limits of there being.
1. Bruce said to his wife LETS DO THIS!!! COOKIES!! and the cops found her DISMEMBERED.
they found Bruce on his front lawn repeating ya don't feel my pain with the look of satin in his eyes.

2. Similar to an Oreo cookie with 2 Puertoricans and a Haitian, and this act must be performed with 3 or more people from different cultures.
by J.O.J. January 15, 2011
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cookied

when you are trying your hardest to land a girl and she roasts your ass and puts you in the friend zone
Greg tried to hook up with Samantha, only to find himself getting cookied
by sitonmiface3 August 30, 2015
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the hottest mom in the Pembina County!
i want your body cookie....money!!
by Jordan Brown May 05, 2004
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