Carpe Diem

Something semi-literate drunk frat boys shout before participating in a gang rape.

Everyone remembers "Carpe Diem" from the film Dead Poets Society; and they shouldn't, because it honestly isn't that great of a movie.

by HeisenbergUltra May 4, 2015

Carps

Carps is a conyo slang for “Are you g (game)?

Carps -> Carpet -> Rug -> r u g = are you g?

ex. 1:
conyo 1: yoooo parehh... i have kwento for you mamaya... kwento later, carps?

ex. 2:
conyo 1: duuudeee... bgc tayo later parehh... carps?
conyo 2: g parehh!!

by chonkee June 3, 2021

Carped/carping

Meeting some one via a dating app to find out they are better looking in person then on line.

I met a girl via a dating app and was to find out she is better looking in person. I had been carped/carping.
I was carping women on dating apps.

by SteveVan October 29, 2020

Carpe Hear'em

Ever had tickets to see a band and ended up not going? Ever wish you would have / could have witnessed the greatness of an emerging talent?

Carpe Hear'em is the marching order to get up off your ass and get out there to hear the great live music all around us. Make a sweet musical memory.

"Dude, they start in 45 minutes...let's go! Carpe Hear'em!"

by ElCommissioner December 14, 2023

Carps

Carps meaning to be suspected or suspicious of.

1.) Hey foo you see that person staying their,they looking pretty carps

1.)Hurry up and hit the phone foo you looking carps

by Diaranson September 3, 2022

carp slap

Something that suprises you like a cold, wet, slap to the face.

I just got a promotion, then my boss carp slapped me with a layoff.

by WordBitch October 15, 2008

Carp

A trending topic from twitter on December 19th 2020 that swallowed users news feeds

I woke up and there was nothing but carp

by WhiteDeinosuchus December 19, 2020