The bacon bap

1G of Marijuana.

Deen: "Aye, but how much is the Bacon Bap?"
McKenzie: "Usually he charges £12.50 but if youre his mate its £10"

by Memeulous69 May 30, 2018

bap the load

Bap =crash

Load =car

Bro driving hella crazy don’t bap the load

by Succasinmywood32 October 22, 2023

Bap Smear

The act of when a man uses his penis to smear his seed across a woman's breasts, as if his seed was cream cheese and her breasts were a nice poppyseed bagel.

Yeah, that Erin! She sure enjoyed the bap smear I gave her last week!

by Scattyissues88 March 2, 2017

The Bap Measure

I wish I knew

“Starting from the Bap measure”
“Ohhhhh right ok”

by antique_04 December 3, 2022

floury baps

Milky white bosoms of ample size and proportion.

I was at the beach earlier. Best thing ever. Couldn't look anywhere without seeing a pair of floury baps bouncing about

by Jackie-F September 28, 2005

Bap Hoe

A Bap Hoe is a person who is a dumb ass, garbage, fucking idiot, hoe, whore, slut, that argues with you all the time.

Damn man, did you see that Bap Hoe? What a trick.

by King James 2008 July 28, 2010

bap

Noun: A bap is the skull shaped organ that one must carry for dos a cinco minutos en el game named goozbap.
Adjective: Bap is a state of mind. When something is bap it gives props. One is able to die after being called bap.

Watch Spigs have sex with that dead bap

Smores? How can i have s'more when i havent had any to begin with.
Yo thats bap

by Boobzy Wolfcastle April 28, 2005