illegal curve

Used in reference to a hockey stick. When a penis is so curved that there is no way it is legal to play with it.

Drunk Otto asked if I knew what an illegal curve was. I said “no Otto what is that” he then pulled out his penis and showed me.

by Dman6969 October 24, 2018

Illegal Alien

Another word for illegal immigrants since they don’t have the right to be there so Alien-related laws/acts may be applied on then

Trump: “ Illegal aliens coming into our country under Biden are treated better than our vets.”

by A famous maid November 15, 2025

Illegalism

For when you commit a crime.

Thats illegalism 😦

by KilluaGonKurapikaLeorioKinnie February 23, 2023

Illegal penpals

Sticking your fingers in your partner’s vagina and butthole and rub the wall inbetween making your fingers not able to touch

Me: Hey honey wanna do illegal penpals tonight?
Her: No my wall is sore

by Jim H. Piffony January 11, 2024

Illegalness

when you do something illegal but you want to add ness to it has a nice touch

mostly used term in games if you get Thick´d you should say illegalness but you have to yell it

by Thick´d.com May 2, 2022

Illegal

Multiple humans in a group

Hey look, an illegal

Person 1: "What is that illegal protesting"
Person 2: "Quarantine"

by CODS970 May 6, 2020

illegal

(n). Derogatory term used against Hispanic/Latino people since before Trump was elected for the US presidency.

Janitor: what are you doing with that kid?
Sensei: oh he is no kid. He's just an illegal I picked up off the streets.

by Anonomous4002 September 22, 2020