tater tot

very small penis, the size and circumference of a tater tot

Guy: I was showering at the gym yesterday when Donald Trump walked in wearing this designer thong.
Woman: What did it look like?
Guy: Like a partially amputated thumb sticking out of some cotton candy.
Woman: No, that was just his tater tot

tater tot by tanxenchou June 1, 2011

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Tater-Burner

Super modded euro car especially wings, decals, and body kits and fart cans.

A slammed VW Jetta with rear wing, body kit, decals, flames, street glow, and fart can is a "Tater-Burner". Much like the "rice-burners" from Japan but with Euro made cars.

Tater-Burner by TurboSaab February 28, 2009

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Tater Buzz

An alcohol-induced buzz obtained solely through vodka.

Emma: Wow look at that girl, she's shitfaced!
Alex: No, she has a tater buzz!

Tater Buzz by allie_baby January 7, 2010

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Tater Patch

a nicotine patch with a whole roll of gauze on it. its also soaked with acid. GREAT acid by all means. the patch tapes down a hookah hose connected to a hookah full of kush. and youre sitting in a "giggle" wooden chair. and uh, you have a foot peddle, haha, thats connected to a propane torch. haha. connected to a propane torch that lights the kush, haha, hahaha, hahaha, hah, ha. hahaha and inside the hookah hahaha, is pure tater made whiskey hahahahahaha, hahah.., ahhhh this should go on ideas.com. you should prolly like paste it before we get get office type, hahahahah, you .. ahhh well.. hahahahahahahaha shit.. aids.. oprah bitch

billy, where the fuck you put your tater patch at, nigga?

Tater Patch by tater patch September 2, 2010

Tater tits

Deceptivly saggy tits that look like lumpy mashed taters when exposed.

Hey tater tits, get me a beer.

Tater tits by Whiteside cove May 15, 2018

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Tater tot waffle

Instead of saying Twat Waffle say the non inappropriate version Tater tot waffle

Missy: You’re a Twat Waffle
Mister: Hey don’t say that say Tater Tot Waffle

Tater tot waffle by Soces 2026 October 22, 2019

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tater tots

Crusty balls.

Dude. What's with your stanky balls? Oh, you haven't taken a shower in three weeks. Nice tater tots.

tater tots by frank22222 February 28, 2012

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