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Turkey Tailing

When two males face away from each other on all fours and one places a finger on their anus in order for the other to bump it and insert it into their own anus.
I was sore asf after my turkey tailing session with my buddy last night
by Real pop March 3, 2025
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Turkey Tailing

When two males face away from each other on all fours and one places a finger on their anus in order for the other to bump it and insert it into their own anus.
I was sore asf after my turkey tailing session with my buddy last night
by Real pop March 3, 2025
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Wizard-Tailing

The magical sex act performed on a man who is in wizard cosplay attire. (Typically a worn-pointy hat and some type of robe). The wizard then tucks his genitalia backwards between his legs so when he bends over, lifting his robes, it resembles a tail. A man or woman would then service the member (typically orally) until completion, at which point the wizard would proclaim his ‘Harry Potter House’ upon ejaculation.

“GRYFINDOR!”
“Dude I went to comic-con last weekend and some chick was wizard-tailing a Dumbledore looking guy in the bathroom.”
by Vanderliz0r December 4, 2025
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Moon Tanning

Melbourne slang — being up all night and sleeping through the day, leading to a pale complexion from lack of sun exposure.
“Haven’t seen daylight in weeks, bro — been moon tanning heavy.”
by Louie Loud January 10, 2026
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Hope Solo Tanking

Purposely losing in order to give Lightner a better draft pick.
I’m not tanking, I’m Hope Solo Tanking so technically I didn’t break the no tanking rule.
by The one and only Hope Solo December 6, 2022
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