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Mall Money

Money that you take to the mall if you're actually going to shop instead of hang out.

At least $30.
John: Hey, do you want to go to the mall?
Tiffany: Yeah, but I don't have any mall money.
by zomgjb October 4, 2008
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Arrowhead Mall

Much like that of a watering hole found in National Geographic. Scene/hardcore/bro kids go there almost EVERY Friday night. Many of them are druggies or drama starting whores. They all stand around the fountain area, smoke a few cigs and look like idiots. A shit load of them go to the park to smoke weed and fight. Be warned, there are a bunch of two faced girls that are really stupid and are about fifteen and love to start drama!
Scene Guy: Damn look at all these ugly scene whores, I bet I can get ten of them to give me dome in the family restrooms!

*All the scene girls at Arrowhead Mall are really slutty and NONE of them respect themselves. Not to mention, their ALL ugly and fat.

Hardcore Guy: That fucking faggot ass scene kid keeps looking at me the wrong way, if he keeps it up, I'll fuck his shit up.

Bro: SRH FOR LIFE! *makes srh spade with hands* LOOK AT ME, I'M COVERED FROM HEAD TO TOE IN SRH, BRAHHHH! LETS GO GET FADED!!
by Shredder Man July 16, 2007
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mall crawl

A session, usually lasting at least an afternoon, sometimes stretching into a weekend, of compulsively going from one store to another, either to browse or to buy. Sometimes followed up by mass merchanditis and accompanied by a credit card overload or a bank account drain.
Adam: Are you going for anonther mall crawl?
Eve: Sure - yesterday was just the warm-up for today. Notice I hardly bought anything yesterday?
by Olddude March 11, 2009
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mall goth

Often listen to bands like "HIM", "Evanescence" or "Linkin Park".

They have never heard/liked true gothic.
See also, pathetic.
Oh god, Ville Valo of HIM is like so sexy. Oh, and life sucks.
by Pedi August 19, 2004
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mall creature

A person who spends most of their time at malls and whose ideology and lifestyle is dictated by mall mentality and mass media megalomania. Like Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton.
She's a scat munching mall creature, that's all that she is.
by Manus July 24, 2014
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starcourt mall

The mall in stranger things located in Hawkins, Indiana where the Russians have made a secret machine underground and are trying to re-open the gate to the upside down.
Dustin:we are trapped underground in the starcourt mall
by Strangerchrry🍒 July 7, 2019
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Kill the mall

When you try to find "Kill them all" but instead find this page.
Legit 101
Kill the mall, it attacks our neighbours with its unneccessary garbage for sale, and they fall for it every time!
by Khennnni November 2, 2017
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